This is the tale of bold Joe Smith
Who couldna’ stand the pace
He finished up the last o’ a’
In the married man’s flat race
But Joe was no discouraged
He’d be in wi’ a shout
So he challenged Jackie Williamson
Tae an airm wrestling bout
The teeth cam’ oot, Jack clenched his gums
But three times Jack did yield
Now Joe’s the worthy winner
O’ the Stanley Challenge Shield
But Jack was no’ discouraged
Tho’ he didna win a cup
For they’ve gi’en tae him the trophy
As the gumsy runner up.